Patience or patients

The good news wrapped in the bad: COVID-19 seems to mutate slowly enough that a vaccine could be available by yearend or early 2021.

Opening schools for in-person instruction, at every level, would seem best AFTER that time. Do we have the ability/courage/wisdom to wait it out? Only complete answers accepted. Show your work.

Image: Plants listening to Puccini in Barcelona, via the Guardian.

Thanksgiving

We’ve heard of ‘isms’.

These are some ‘ings’, (gerund-based activities) to consider after you have spatchcocked the turkey. While many double as pejorative adjectives, a majority seem to have something else in common.

Homegoing.

Fit-throwing.*

All-knowing.

Tree-trimming.

Ribbon-cutting.

Snake-whacking.

Tree-tapping.

Pumpkin-carving.

Broom-jumping.

Hog-tying.

Barn-raising.

Grape-crushing.

Sorghum-grinding.

Pie-eating.

Caroling.

Quilting.

Seed-sowing.

Mushroom-hunting

Cow-tipping.

Snipe-hunting.

Break-dancing.

Strap-hanging.

Shark-jumping.

Wishful-thinking.

Break-dancing.

Song-swapping.

Wine-tasting.

Fruit/vegetable-canning.

Cherry-picking.

Rug-beating.

Cake-eating.

Ship-christening.

Garlic-peeling.

Watch-winding.

Ring-finding.

Ty-binding.

Word-finding.

Joy-sharing.

Fun-having.

Thanks-giving.