This is off-topic, but maybe not.
So there’s event called Comic-Con; and there’s this thing called Westboro Baptist Church.
And when they met in the streets, it was Nerds 1, Self-Righteous Fanatics <0. (I don’t how you can have less than zero, except to say that they started from nothing and in the scrum were thereby reduced).
An example of the brutal havoc, via Cole.